YOU ARE FREER THAN WHETHER TO USE WITH WHAT KIND OF USE?

Best mistranslation ever?

Anyhows, dad and I went around Tokyo more. The usual (Stock Exchange -> Port area -> Hotel). Tokyo Stock exchange did have a new company being added to their listings, which I'm told doesn't happen all that often we're told. Ceremony was pretty grandiose with lots of old Japanese guys chilln' and bowing at each other. Went to the port area and had the biggest naan I've ever seen for lunch.

That's all we really did today, and the details aren't that interesting. You can ask me about them if you want. DID have a ridiculous dinner though, where I had cow tongue, liver, and some random other intestinal stuff. Pops was bold with his ordering today. Kinda weird, tasted okay though, also really freaking expensive? Then we shopped at 100 Yen stores (dollar stores), and walked around the area of town where my dad says the young people hang out, aka where they have the most strip clubs, Pachinko slot places, bars, and arcades. I know where I'm going when I come back to Tokyo.

Now I'm just going to leave pictures of poor translations and spellings that I captured today, along with boobs.

Boobs first.

THIS BINOCULARS ARE TYPES THAT CAN BE USED AT DAYTIME AND NIGHTTIME

AMUSMENT?

A couple more observations, well just one, on the subject of language anyways.

I love how people have no idea what they're wearing, or know that other people have no idea what they're wearing. Either way, I've seen a couple ridiculous shirts I sadly don't have pictures of.

From the epic shirt that said in all caps "FUCK KEN," to the one that said PUSSYFOOT, and just the classic glittered rendition of "PUSSY" on the front of a shirt. A random chick was wearing a shirt about Montana to be all stylish and American and not realizing that Montana is not the place to be in America. Those are just the ones I remember anyways. 

Flying to China tomorrow. 

Peeaaace from the last night in Tokyo!